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False God Hoodie

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  • Rear view of the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie with the Spartan back print
  • Man in a cap wearing the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie, front view with the BIA chest print
  • Man from behind in the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie with a helmet in blue light
  • Man in the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie with the hood up in blue light
  • Man from behind in the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie, hood up with a neck gaiter
  • Man in the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie with the hood up, lit red from behind
  • Close-up from behind of the Spartan back print on the black Comfort Is A False God Hoodie

Comfort kills more men than conflict ever will.

In Stock

Runs small: Order one size up from your usual size.

Model is 180cm, 85kg, and wears size XL.

Arrives Mon 26 Oct – Tue 27 Oct

Size Guide

False God Hoodie · Runs small: Order one size up from your usual size.

Size Chart

Runs small: Order one size up from your usual size.

SizeChest WidthBody Length
50 cm 19.7 in67 cm 26.4 in
56 cm 22.0 in69 cm 27.2 in
61 cm 24.0 in73 cm 28.7 in
64 cm 25.2 in76 cm 29.9 in
69 cm 27.2 in79 cm 31.1 in
73 cm 28.7 in82 cm 32.3 in

Measured flat. Model is 180cm, 85kg, and wears size XL.

How to Measure

  1. Chest Width Lay the piece flat and measure straight across, armpit to armpit.
  2. Body Length From the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.

Measure a piece that already fits you well and compare it with the chart.

The Story

Comfort kills more men than conflict ever will.

Comfort asks nothing, and in doing so, takes everything. It only whispers, and most men listen. Hardship never lies: it names its price up front, and it keeps its word. What you worship, you become.

The hoodie feels like comfort. The design makes sure you never fall for it.

The hoodie has a weight you feel the moment you pick it up: warm on a cold morning and light enough to train in outside. The fleece inside is brushed soft. The cords end in engraved metal, so they hang straight. The cut runs small through the shoulders and sleeves, so take one size up from what you usually wear. The hoodie is pre-washed, so the fit you buy is the fit you keep. The water-based print goes on in five passes and holds wash after wash.

Fabric and Fit
  • Material: 70% Cotton, 30% Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 320 g/m²
  • Interior: Brushed Fleece
  • Fit: Runs Small: Size Up
  • Print: Water-Based Screen Print
  • Cord Ends: Engraved Metal
  • Care: 30 °C, Inside Out, Air Dry

Runs small: Order one size up from your usual size. Model is 180cm, 85kg, and wears size XL.

Shipping and Returns

Ships from Germany with tracking. The delivery estimate for your country shows above. Returns and withdrawal are covered on the Returns page.

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Specification

Build and Craft

Material
70% Cotton, 30% Polyester
Fabric Weight
320 g/m²
Interior
Brushed Fleece

Performance

Warmth
7
Durability
9
Fit
Runs Small: Size Up
Print
Water-Based Screen Print
Cord Ends
Engraved Metal
Care
30 °C, Inside Out, Air Dry
Made for
Daily Wear, Training, Range Days, Cold Mornings
Made in
Designed in Germany. Made in Turkey.

  • Drawn by Hand

    Every design is built line by line. Some details only show on the second look.

  • Water-Based Screen Print

    Water-based ink soaks into the fibers instead of sitting on top. The print stays soft and moves with the fabric.

  • One Pass per Color

    A base layer goes down first, then every color in its own pass. The more detailed the design, the more passes it takes.

  • The Print Lasts

    Our prints do not wash out. You can wash this hoodie as often as you wear it.

  • Midweight Fleece

    At 320 g/m², the fleece keeps you warm on a cold day and stays light enough for a winter workout outside.

  • Brushed Inside

    The fleece is soft and warm against the skin from the first wear.

  • Engraved Cord Ends

    The drawcords end in solid metal. The weight keeps them hanging straight.

  • Our Own Fit

    The shape is our own, cut close from the shoulders to the waist. One size up gives you room to move and sleeves that reach your wrists.

Complete Your Kit

  • This Piece

    False God Hoodie 57 €

    Black / S · This Piece

  • Mystery Hoodie 45 €

  • Die Once Oversized Shirt 44 €

Total, 3 pieces 146 €

Free shipping on this order.

Questions

Questions

Which size should I order?

One size up from the size you usually wear. The cut runs small through the shoulders and sleeves. Pre-washed, so it keeps that size wash after wash.

What is the hoodie made of?

70% cotton and 30% polyester at 320 g/m², brushed inside. It is a midweight: warm on a cold day and light enough to train in.

Does the print last?

Yes. Every design is screen printed one color at a time, and our prints do not wash out.

How do I wash it?

Wash at 30 °C, inside out, and let it air dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

Where is it made?

Designed in Germany. Made and screen printed in Turkey, to our own pattern.

Can I send it back?

Yes. You have 30 days from delivery. The piece has to be unworn, unwashed and still carry its tags. You start the return in your account.

Who pays for the return?

In Germany the return is free: you get a DHL label. From every other country you pay the return shipping. If we sent the wrong item or it arrived damaged, we pay.

Can I exchange the size?

Yes. Send the piece back and note the size you want. The new one ships as soon as your return is in.

Where does my order ship from?

From our warehouse in Pfullendorf, Germany. Orders placed before noon on a business day leave the same day. For the United States, duties and import charges are included in the price.

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